“Thankyou,goodsir”shesaid.“Haveaniceday”andquicklyclimbedontoherbus.DwarfMickeysawalittlepieceofwhitepaperdriftdowntotheground.Hepickeditupandshookhisheadwhehatitwasthelottoticketshehadjustbought.HethenwalkedbatothenarrowalleywithMr.Fiillinhispocket.
DwarfMickeycuppedhishandandpouredsomeliquorintoit.Mr.Fingeryprostrateontheedgeofhishand,leahisheadanddrankgreedily.Whenitwasallgone,DwarfMickeyagainpouredsomemoreforthelittlemanwhilehehimselfdrankstraightfromthebottletimeandagain.Afterafewroundsbothofthemweremorethansatisfied.Mr.Fingerraisedhisheadandhiccupped.DwarfMickeytookoutapackageofchipsandsaid,“ehavesomesnacks,it’snofunjustdrinkingliquor.”Mr.Fingerrubbedhismouthwithhishandtowipeawayremnantsofthewineandbeganknawingonapieceofchip.
“Theyounggirlwhojusthelpedyouattheliquorstore,wasshepretty?”askedMr.Finger.
“Yah,sherettyyoungss.”
“PityIonlysawherbackassherantoherbusandneversawherface.Didyounoticeshetookthesamebusthatbroughtushere?Whichcitydidweefromatthetime?”
“FromMilpitas,notfarfromhere.”
“That’sastrangename.Mypenis.Mypenis.Didtheyreallyy,mypenis?”
“No.No.No.No.Yougotitallwrong”correctedDwarfMickey.“It’sMilpitas.Misinmilk,piasinpeepeeandtasasinus.Milpitas.”
“Oh,mil–pee–tas.Mypenis.”DwarfMickeygawkedathiminsurprisewithwideopeneyes,hiseyebrowsraisedandhairalmoststandingupstraight.
“What?Oh,mygoodness,whatdidyousay?Milpitas,youimbecile.Pronoucorrectlyorpeoplewillughatyou.”
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